// Satirical merch for crypto traders & degens
You got
You got
margin
called.
Tees and hoodies for crypto traders who took the leverage, took the hit — and want everyone to know. Print-on-demand. Ships worldwide. No minimum.
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Verified losses only // Casino Degen Module
Spin the wheel
Spin the wheel
of liquidation
Trade your email for leverage. Up to -25% on your first execution. Or get rugged. House always wins.
By spinning, you agree to receive emails about new drops, market doom, and the occasional coping advice. Unsubscribe anytime — your therapist won't.
"The Red Candle Club was founded in 2026,
the year the median trader's P&L dropped
below the cost of their gaming chair."
— from the manifesto